freeshawarmas: jehovas-witness: internetexplorers: cheese3d: nothings worse than soft grapes soft apples soft dicks ☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
powerburial: DON’T make me nervous DO not make me nervous
I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.– Kurt Vonnegut (via cesarelucrezia)
nearamirfaramir: robertdowneyjr: robert downey jr either dresses really well or ridiculously terribly exhibit a exhibit b
esexist: there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday
alrights: alrights: alrights: help im broke i spent all my money on coffee jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
niknumber3: people say they are worried about their daughter getting pregnant but never say they are worried about their son getting someone pregnant says a lot
It is only when the mind is free from the old that it meets everything anew, and...– Jiddu Krishnamurti (via parallell-universe)
mebeingweird: bondoge: do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
sadstagram: which is messier my life or my hair
Anonymous asked: You are the most beautiful and amazing person. I just thought that you should know, that somebody somewhere had you as their hands down #1 person in the universe. So you go Glenn Cocoa lol.
The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too...– Ernest Hemingway (via qodless)
mollywhoaftw: crowleys-angel: crayolaxmonster: tayvengeance: 4rcticmonkey: Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices Sometimes I talk and nobody notices At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad Just like my social life
Anonymous asked: i wanna touch you. sexually.
xvxbox: if someone doesnt like being touched and you just go ahead and touch them anyways because you think its funny i sincerely hope you get punched in the god damn face
mybigfatredwedding: How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
Cosmo Sex Tip #22
a-study-in-butts: When your partner says ‘are you close’ reply with ‘bitch I might be’.
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
Cosmo Sex Tip #858
When he starts going down on you nonchalantly hum the Mission Impossible theme
shootcocacola9: Kane, Bryan & Kingston vs the Shield was brilliant. I mean, God damn was that good. I need to go watch that again.
Daniel Bryan though…
I hate when people don’t understand my sarcasm they ruin everything
rneowies: How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later