May 2013
freeshawarmas:
jehovas-witness:
internetexplorers:
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
powerburial:
DON’T
make me nervous
DO
not make me nervous
“I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via cesarelucrezia)
nearamirfaramir:
robertdowneyjr:
robert downey jr either dresses really well or ridiculously terribly
exhibit a
exhibit b
esexist:
there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday
alrights:
alrights:
alrights:
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
niknumber3:
people say they are worried about their daughter getting pregnant
but never say they are worried about their son getting someone pregnant
says a lot
“It is only when the mind is free from the old that it meets everything anew, and...”
– Jiddu Krishnamurti (via parallell-universe)
mebeingweird:
bondoge:
do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what
and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
sadstagram:
which is messier my life or my hair
Anonymous asked: You are the most beautiful and amazing person. I just thought that you should know, that somebody somewhere had you as their hands down #1 person in the universe. So you go Glenn Cocoa lol.
“The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too...”
– Ernest Hemingway (via qodless)
mollywhoaftw:
crowleys-angel:
crayolaxmonster:
tayvengeance:
4rcticmonkey:
Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice
sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices
Sometimes I talk and nobody notices
At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad
Just like my social life
Anonymous asked: i wanna touch you. sexually.
xvxbox:
if someone doesnt like being touched and you just go ahead and touch them anyways because you think its funny i sincerely hope you get punched in the god damn face
mybigfatredwedding:
How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
Cosmo Sex Tip #22
a-study-in-butts:
When your partner says ‘are you close’ reply with ‘bitch I might be’.
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
Cosmo Sex Tip #858
When he starts going down on you nonchalantly hum the Mission Impossible theme
shootcocacola9:
Kane, Bryan & Kingston vs the Shield was brilliant.
I mean, God damn was that good.
I need to go watch that again.
Daniel Bryan though…
I hate when people don’t understand my sarcasm they ruin everything
rneowies:
How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
